Head down: the top 10 stupid pillows
Masha Vorslav
We are not sure yet who wins in the fight against drowsiness - we or she, but just in case decided to go into battle fully armed. With a strong spirit, we suggest reading this book here, and if there is still not enough energy for it, you can buy one of the most foolish pillows we have chosen to be ready for anything.
The Rise and Fall Sleeping Fox
Firstly, lishons are just lovely, and specifically this, in the form of a pillow, you can fearlessly hug and sit to watch a movie with her, read a book, or - this is the option we like the most - to sleep. In the remaining time, the pillow fox will not be the worst decoration of the bedroom. For those who do not have tender feelings for foxes, there are alternative options: a cat, a French bulldog or an owl.
Poop emoji
Emoji’s passion for stickers and stickers outside the text field is difficult to explain, but this is not an idea worth thinking about. Objects with emoji can express personal affection (we feed tender feelings, for example, to the soup) or healthy self-irony. With the latter, apparently, everything is fine: this plush pillow is so popular that while you can only get in line to purchase it, - if you leave your mailing address, the store will notify you about the start of sales.
Pusheen
King of stickers on Facebook, Pushin has long acquired a whole series of clothes and pieces of different degrees of usefulness: pendants, sweatshirts and stickers. There are also pillows, and in different versions: a microclot, a midicot and a pastel cat; for complete satisfaction, only a unicorn is missing - but then we will not be able to answer for the streams of tenderness at all.
Horse head
We suppose that there is no need to explain why Kropserkel company proposes to buy exactly a pillow in the form of a cut horse's head for revenge on its bastard enemy. The site of the brand claims that it can be bought just to sleep on it, but we doubt at least the ergonomics of the pillow. However, ardent fans of the “Godfather” will surely check out such a pillow (however, like anyone who is at least somehow familiar with Puzo or Coppola).
Stone
It is time to collect the stones - and put them on the sofa or immediately into the bed. With such and sleep, and hugging does not hurt, but very nice. If the mood is very lousy, you can take the soul and throw them at someone who is very tired (for example, does not allow to sleep). Such a soft pebble will not inflict any injuries, but the act will say everything for you. At the same time, pillow stones look very realistic - no longer will it be necessary to fill a suitcase with pebbles from the rest that you always want to take to memory.
Piece of cake
Sex and food are the two main and proven ways for us to deal with the autumn blues. However, if you have no one to have sex with and for some reason you limit yourself in calories, there are a million ways to sublimate. We chose the safest and most life-affirming: rest on a pillow in the form of a huge gay friendly friend of a piece of cake. I want to believe that it will only dream sweet dreams.
Log
This pillow has one big and important plus: next to it you will never feel like a log, no matter what happens. Another recipe for improper use is to jam a woman with a twin Peaks log. For sleeping, the pillow will also fit, but we would rather take this log to the dacha: in a country house it will look as organic as possible.
Sushi
Various craftsmen sew pillows in the form of Japanese food - and we understand them. Plush sushi (stumbled upon even pink, for Valentine's Day), poppies, pumpkins, gigapuding - you can overlap with a whole set without any such connotations. They chose a single pillow for a long time and reluctantly settled on classic sushi with salmon - not least because it was huge.
Pizza
Let's be honest: there are few things in the world that are as beautiful as pizza - it's a pity, you can't eat it every day without serious damage to your health. For all pepperoni lovers, as well as all those who adhere to a carbohydrate-free diet, there is a completely non-nutritive option - a triangle pillow of a cherished meal. Finally, you can cuddle with pizza all night long, without having the whole tomato sauce stained.
Jake cuddle
It is also absolutely impossible to choose from the heroes of “The Time of Adventures” the only one we would like to see at home or in the office. This time the seller himself helped us - on the teen website there is only Jake of the optimal size for hugs and with some physical confidence (the toy Jake does not have the ability to stretch in all directions and squeeze, unfortunately).