Comfortable and perky: How to choose erotic lingerie
Text: Tatyana Nikonova, author of Sam Jones's Diary sex blog
Erotic lingerie is often recommended. to revive lost relationships. It is assumed that if you wear something red, transparent and piquant, the woman immediately feels seductive, and the man will be kindled with passion, and everything will be fine. In fact, as always, there are no simple recipes - but if you want to dress up for sex, then there are many ways. We tell how to navigate in the world of erotic lingerie and not to spend too much.
Erotic lingerie sex life does not improve - it can change it a little, but not forever and not dramatically. The main task of erotic lingerie, with which it copes well, is to add to your sex life dressing up, playing and having fun, that is, the right attitude. Tips from glossy magazines, how to choose underwear, to excite a partner, it is better not to listen: if a man is not excited, it is worthwhile to figure out what your relationship problems are, or find out what the hitch is (and maybe with health), not to hope that the new cowards will save both of you right there. Erotic lingerie is required, first of all, to excite you with new sensations.
Erotic lingerie should not ruin you. It can be very expensive (I remember my own set of vinyl mesh, metal spikes and silk chiffon from Coco De Mer), and in the price of cotton sleeves from a teen shop. You choose what exactly suits you, but if you only take a photo in the luxurious fitting rooms of Agent Provocateur, do not be discouraged. Inexpensive laundry has many advantages. Firstly, it is not very sorry for him, so if he disappears in the washing machine after an unsuccessfully selected mode, or breaks in a fit of passion, you will not cry. Secondly, in the intimate photo and video cheap erotic lingerie looks exactly the same as expensive. Thirdly, you can gradually fill the chest of drawers with the most diverse erotic lingerie and use different things depending on the situation. You can also donate it, send it to your pen pals, redo it, put it on your partner or forget it under a pillow in someone else’s apartment. Therefore, it can be said that erotic potential of inexpensive lingerie is even greater.
Erotic lingerie is not lingerie. In the sense that wearing it for hygienic purposes and every day makes no sense - it cannot cope with these functions. Such underwear is usually not good at breastfeeding, cotton corners in the right place are missing, the strength of materials leaves much to be desired, and the size range is so conditional that sooner or later something starts to rub or stray under clothes. Erotic lingerie is a decoration for special occasions, even if such incidents occur five times a week. There is an intermediate option - richly decorated lingerie, created according to generally accepted linen quality standards, it is also called boudoir. In Russia, buyers are guided mainly by him, offering for daily wear. But to know that under your sweater with Mickey Mouse an expensive bra in lace is a separate pleasure, not necessarily related to sex.
at the same time, erotic lingerie is, in a sense, still lingerie. Namely, it is necessary to try it on, if the brand with its patterns or model is unfamiliar. In the case of a transparent baby dollar you can do without fitting, but everything else requires an understanding of how it will sit. After all, sizes with exact data on the size of the cup and the belt of the bra are almost not found in this product category, there is a length in centimeters and letter symbols. Guessing that a particular brand means size M is not easy, so go to the fitting room. If there are no instances in the store for fitting, and the refusal arises from the rapid wear of the laundry, run away from there. Sex is much longer fitting, why do you need such low-quality things.
Erotic lingerie needs to be checked by reality. Models in advertising photographs are either very slim, or plus-size, that is, a woman of ordinary and very common human size will not see herself in the pictures and will not know how these frills sit on her sides. In advertising cheap erotic underwear, sold in sex shops, models are also all polls with breast implants, and quite large ones. Natural breasts of this size do not stand like this when they reach the age of 16; therefore, they are seriously misleading. Erotic lingerie envelops the body more often than it gives it shape, which threatens to be disappointing: we must remember that wearing this lingerie will make you stay yourself and not turn into an image from the image.
Buy with care:
Bras in the form of several tapes, tied in front or through the whole body. If you have big breasts, you will most likely not be able to hold the tape in place - the nipples are not at all located there, as in the picture, and the tape will begin to move anywhere.
Stretch lingerie, belt for stockings in the form of a thin elastic band and other things from narrow strips cut into the body. Looks good only on very slim girls, the rest can be disturbed by natural proportions, pinch the body and add unexpected folds. Nothing wrong with that: the body is alive, agile and beloved, but if you are not ready for such side effects, pay attention to the stripes wider.
Bows, ribbons and lush ruffles, if you are going to not accept visitors in your own bedroom, but go out to dinner or go to the movies and only then take off that same sweater. Why? Desperately crumple - like after washing or careless storage. Relatively well kept polyester chiffon, and even then not always. Calculate your strength - you want the same sexual intensity, and not thoughts about the iron.
Body and catsuit without a zipper between the legs and grace covering the hips with garters for stockings: use is limited to the very first trip to the toilet. Bodie will have to be removed completely with the clothes on top, and you will not wear pants on the grace. You can not wear under it either, because then you can’t take them around the stockings.
Belts for stockings are also very insidious. Narrow strive to slide down, if tightened loosely, or squeeze into the body, if tightened properly. It is not always convenient to wear panties on wide ones, they slide off from satin panties. In promotional photos, underwear is always worn under the belt in order to both demonstrate its appearance and circumvent censorship restrictions. But in life, cowards are worn on top, so that at any moment they can be quickly removed.
Panties with a cut in the crotch or back - a great thing, but we must understand that they can walk a maximum to a taxi, and get into it, especially in a short skirt, will be unhygienic. In addition, the cuts themselves, especially if the fabric is thin and transparent, constantly strives to separate, and the laundry loses its shape. Ideally, choose cutouts, trimmed with a ribbon of thick smooth fabric, they hold the shape.
Nipple cutouts and quarter-cup bras also need shape support — rimmed tape or hard seams. Almost a whole breast pops up into another small incision from an awkward movement, but does not want it back, this is uncomfortable.
Bras with a tape around the neck should sit comfortably and not keep the weight on the "collar" - in the heat of sexual acrobatics, you can easily block your breath.
Velvet, satin ruffles, sequins and pleating are incredible beauty that requires incredibly expensive care or constant dry cleaning trips. Think about it well before you buy.
Under the latex, leather and vinyl things are hot and sweaty. Take something minimal in size or with large cuts if you want to keep comfort.
In shorts with a string of beads in the perineum, it is monstrously uncomfortable to sit, especially if the thread is long. The beads are excitingly rolled over the clitoris and labia when walking, and dig into the ass, if you sit down, tired of standing on his feet. The larger the beads, the more pleasant it is to walk and the less comfortable it is to sit. Yes, and they appear under a thin skirt.
Photo:Oysho