7 idiotic tests that brighten Monday
text: Daria Nifontova
Editorial Wonderzine has already figured out why we love psychological tests so much, even if they do not carry any good or real value. Putting aside the deadlines and really important things, we made a list of ridiculous and stupid tests for which it is not a pity to waste time. And if it's a pity, then at least fun.
What is your character from My Little Pony?
It is necessary to waste time at least with good intentions. Choosing your best quality and favorite variety of lollipops is always useful for self-esteem and good mood, and being able to find out who you are from the universe of little ponies who believe in friendship is priceless.
Online pregnancy test
A test that will always give you the same result - you are pregnant. For the "big news" you only need to enter your name and wait 10 seconds. A nice bonus: the test is surprisingly tolerant and the baby promises not only Dariam and Annam, but also Sergeyam. After all, we all deserve a loving family.
How big is your dick?
Like the previous test, this Basfid one always gives the same result and is still guaranteed to increase self-esteem. So do not be lazy to make a couple of mouse clicks, send one message to your boyfriend and make his day a little better. The creators of Buzzfeed knew exactly what men wanted from them, and the expectations of users met. Separately, I would like to note that despite the specificity of the test, it is equally suitable for both sexes - modern women often have eggs no less than men.
What tattoo should you do?
It has long been known that the most important and permanent decisions in your life should be taken on the advice of an Internet test. But if friends are at your question post on Facebook, "Which tattoo should I choose?" do not respond, but by itself you do not care so much, then that day has come. The main thing is to be prepared for the fact that you may have to live your life with a small scorpion on your lower back.
Stupidity test
It seems the most honest online test of all existing in this world. To admit that you are an idiot and behave appropriately, it is much easier after you spent the time on the test, during which you can get a manicure or twenty push-ups. Despite the poor result of the test in most cases (reading that you failed the test for dullness is also insulting), your mood will definitely rise - you really just answered a dozen idiotic questions to understand the obvious. Funny little thing: at the end of the test you will be asked if you are going to go back to school and continue your studies, since you are so silly.
The best test in the world
The quintessence of online tests is a flashy headline, optional questions that have nothing to do with your character or your personality, and of course a pleasant result. On a rainy gray day, when encouragement and smiles are necessary, it will come down, but in general it is better to listen to a lecture on psychology at Coursea or make a mask for hair.
God or Satan?
We already tried to find out what you are a Greek god for free without SMS (and most likely posted awful widgets in LiveJournal, forcing friends to take part in this madness). In 2014, the stakes are higher - the choice between Jesus and Satan in front of us is put online tests that do not deserve any credibility. Plus, there is only one from him - finally it will be possible to confidently answer the questions of Jesus Daily.
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