The discovery of the century: Why men occupy two places in the subway

One of the greatest mysteries of mankind is why some men take so much space on the subway. So far, we have been inclined to blame bad education, design features of pants, a big ego or anything else. But now, thanks to the Saving Room for Cats tumblog, we saw the light: in fact, the waddling guys just make room for a fat, virtual cat. From this day on, our life will never be the same, and looking at the machos sitting on two seats will become noticeably more fun.