Mom, I raised a public: 10 pages of "VKontakte" for a fun weekend
alexander savina
The main advantage of the social network "VKontakte" - Numerous publics. If you dig around a lot, you can find information on almost any topic - although, of course, there is little that is as popular as memes and jokes. We talk about ten strange, absurd and ridiculous public pages that definitely deserve attention.
Hello dear diary
A touching public where subscribers send quotes and excerpts from their children's diaries, notes and questionnaires - it turns out, as the public slogan says, "embarrassing and ridiculous." "My favorite place at home is my room, because this is my room here, everything is mine", "Well, even when something is forbidden for me, I say to myself“ This is my life and I live by my own rules, you know, I think this is right ”" "Do you remember there were times when we stayed at the post-school camp, rushed through the school and did not think that fate would separate us. But everything happened" (spelling and punctuation are preserved) - everyone recognizes himself as a child in childhood records.
Cats in unusual places
Those who have a cat at home, they know that animals love to get into secluded places. The Public "Cats in unusual places" shows what a cat's imagination is capable of: there are, for example, animals that find themselves under a suspended ceiling, a cat who has climbed onto the door of a shower stall, a cat in the oven, and even an animal between window frames. This is not the only noteworthy animal public - there are, for example, "Cats inscribed in a circle", "Kittens and small tongues" and the famous "All-Eared Animals."
Strange presentation slides
The content of the public is clear from its name - these are unusual and incomprehensible out-of-context slides from presentations. There are strange schemes, incomprehensible and frightening illustrations, unsuccessful jokes, unobvious design techniques, rhetorical questions and much more.
Garfield minus garfield
"Garfield minus Garfield" - a project dedicated to the comic book about the cat Garfield. All the heroes are removed from each strip, except for the hapless host Garfield John - the result is a "journey into the consciousness of an isolated simple guy who struggles with loneliness and depression in a quiet American suburb, full of anguish and existential horror. The public "VKontakte" duplicates posts from the site of the same name, but getting them in the news feed is much more convenient.
Ugly Indoor Plants
Although the public is called “Ugly Indoor Plants”, it’s rather about the diversity of beauty: the subscribers of the page send photos of the strangely shaped home plants they see, cut off almost to the root, foolishly decorated and with a hard fate. After reading the stories from the life of plants (most often the owners tell how the plant died or how they tried to save it unsuccessfully), it is impossible not to feel sympathy for them.
Fat Dogs and Love Quotes
We do not support the desire to feed the animals, but we cannot but admit that full dogs look especially touching. Public acts in the popular "VKontakte" genre "the combination of the incongruous": photos of big dogs are laid out here and accompanied by foolish aphorisms about love, friendship and life in general. The phrase "And every time you are burning again, you sincerely believe that this is the last time," next to a sad pug waiting for his master, is perceived quite differently.
Mom, I grew mold
A page for the strong in spirit: here subscribers send photos of moldy food - and it's not about one green spot on cheese or bread, but about real fields and mold colonies. Special attention should be paid to the slow-motion photography of the molding fruit and public photo albums - this is a lovingly assembled catalog of products and places where mold is formed, from vegetables and sweets to the walls and Petri dishes.
Koko you head off
Related in spirit to the “Strange Slides”, the public reminds of a site with absurd news Breaking Mad - with the only difference being that only headlines are collected here. “The Ukrainian tried to use magic outside the walls of Hogwarts,” “A schoolgirl from Upper Pyshma cracked a cucumber louder than a fire alarm,” “Optimist dolphins swim synchronously,” “Omsk residents can visit paradise strictly at certain hours,” “In Tula, road repair equipment breaks down from "for roads" and not only.
Latin in patsanski
Public for those who study Latin, and all who are interested: instead of classical aphorisms here are simple phrases of ordinary people. "Per sessionem ad vinum" ("Through the session to the vinyl"), "Ubi Alexius est?" ("Where is Lech?") - you can use the brief instructions of the creator of the public and learn the correct pronunciation. True, sexist and simply dubious jokes are quite common here - be prepared for this.
Cheap food reviews
Legendary public, which, unfortunately, has not been updated since the fall. Here you can find poetic reviews of the most common products: squash caviar, crackers, wafer rolls, wieners and much more. With special tenderness, the author writes about noodles: "Every hour, thousands of people carefully unpack a pack of Doshirak, gently pour blond dry strands of pasta with boiling water to comb them with a fork. Others carefully break the noodle brick, turning Doshirak into fragrant soup."