“Do you have a secret?”: Editorial Wonderzine fills out a school questionnaire
If there is any experience that unites us all, then this is, of course, a school: ups at seven in the morning, textbooks written by someone before you, a shift and a porridge from the school canteen - we all remember how it was. In honor of the First of September, we decided to recall another good tradition and (almost) the entire editorial office to fill out the school questionnaire, and at the same time we made out children's albums - join you too.
What is your name and what is your nickname? Ksyusha, but my terrible colleagues and friends sometimes call me Ksyushon.
How old are you? 23, but in the soul 78.
Who do you want to be? Not by whom, but which is rich.
What is your favorite animal? My snail Oswald.
Do you have a secret? I will not tell anyone how often I listen to Alla Pugacheva’s song "White Snow".
You are happy? Yes, because on September 1 I don’t go to school, but I go on vacation.
What are your favorite foods, clothes, TV shows, movies and books? Soup tom kha, dressing gown, "Horse BoJack", "Mrs. America", "God of trifles" Arundhati Roy.
White or red? Red dry!
What are you a feminist? Liberal.
Do you believe in fate? Only if this is a cookie prediction.
What do you do when you're sad? I watch "RuPaul's Drag Race" and eat ice cream.
What is the most pleasant and unpleasant in school? Pleasant - beautiful stationery, unpleasant - get up early.
Did you like this profile? All was waiting for the question "Who is the most beautiful girl in the class?", But did not wait.
What is your name and what is your nickname? Sasha Savina, in school, was named Sanchow.
How old are you? 27.
Who do you want to be? When I grow up, I will be Beyonce.
What is your favorite animal? Cats (especially my own, even though my feelings are non-reciprocal).
Do you have a secret? Secret!
You are happy? Highly!
What are your favorite foods, clothes, TV shows, movies and books? Food, where there are a lot of carbohydrates and cheese, clothes in which you can have a party and sleep, TV series - "Game of Thrones", "Community" and "Story of a Handmaid". There is no favorite movie, but like, for example, “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban”, “Mad Max: Road of Fury” and “Blade Runner”. Favorite book - "Do not let me go" by Kazuo Ishiguro.
White or red? Both, but more white.
What are you a feminist? Intersectional!
ATDo you believe in fate? I already do not believe anyone and do not expect anything.
What do you do when you're sad? Crying, of course (I love to cry).
What is the most pleasant and unpleasant in school? The most pleasant thing are friends and interesting lessons (I adore English, I would have taught it now). The most unpleasant thing is the duty in the dining room when you need to load dirty dishes into the dishwasher.
Did you like this profile? Yes!
What is your name and what is your nickname? Anya, I never got the nickname.
How old are you? Twenty four.
Who do you want to be? Myself.
What is your favorite animal? Koala.
Do you have a secret? It's a secret.
You are happy? Yes.
What are your favorite foods, clothes, TV shows, movies and books? I love Italian food, simple clothes (preferably dark blue), "Stranger things", Claud Miller's "Sassy Girl" and Harper Lee "To Kill a Mockingbird".
White or red? Pink
What are you a feminist? Fair
Do you believe in fate? Is always.
What do you do when you're sad? I play the ukulele.
What is the most pleasant and unpleasant in school?Friends and homework.
Did you like this profile? Of course, I love profiles.
What is your name and what is your nickname? Darius, for his - Dash.
How old are you? 24 years old.
Who do you want to be? A singer in a rock band.
What is your favorite animal? With small nails and a lifetime - a cat.
Do you have a secret? No, I have nothing to hide.
You are happy? Yes!
What are your favorite foods, clothes, TV shows, movies and books? There are too many different things, I’m not going to choose exactly one book, otherwise I’ll have cheeseburger, kosuha, Office series (US) and Big Lebowski.
White or red? White Russian.
What are you a feminist? Have not decided.
Do you believe in fate? Not.
What do you do when you're sad? I walk alone, and then overeat something very tasty.
What is the most pleasant and unpleasant in school? Pleasant - absenteeism lessons with friends, unpleasant - early ups.
Did you like this profile? Liked her typeset!
HOW DO YOU NAME AND WHAT ARE YOU NAME? Dasha, but at school and university I was called by last name (do not do this). For my mother, I am Danya, for my best friend Darik, and for my colleagues - my mother.
HOW OLD ARE YOU? I forget all the time, but it seems to be 28.
WHOM DO YOU WANT TO BECOME? A good man.
WHAT DO YOU LOVE ANIMAL? My cats: Duck, Tom and Bear. I also dream of a pug.
DO YOU HAVE A SECRET? You say that as if it is something bad.
YOU ARE HAPPY? I'm working on it with psyche trap.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE FAVORITE FOOD, CLOTHES, SERIAL, CINEMA AND A BOOK? Pesto, hummus and guacamole - with them everything is a joy, even if you smear their favorite jeans. And in a culture I don’t like to choose one thing.
WHITE OR RED? Dry cider
WHAT ARE YOU A feminist? Desperate.
Do you believe in destiny? I do not believe anyone and I do not expect anything.
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU ARE SAD? Complaining to friends in the chat.
WHAT IS THE MOST PLEASANT AND UNFORTABLE AT SCHOOL? The most annoying thing was that the school was not very pleasant.
DID YOU LIKE THIS FORM? I was forced to delete the question "Do you believe in ghosts?". If anything, I believe.
What is your name and what is your nickname? Olga, and the nickname among my fellow travelers is Libertad.
How old are you? 35.
Who do you want to be? Oh, I already became a dentist, translator, clinical research specialist, journalist and author of the book. When I grow up, I dream to speak at the TED conference.
What is your favorite animal?Perhaps the cat.
Do you have a secret?No, all secret becomes clear.
You are happy?Absolutely!
What are your favorite foods, clothes, TV shows, movies and books?Favorite food is cheese, olives and red wine, clothing leggings and T-shirts from the Uniqlo thermal underwear collection, Narkos TV series, All My Mother mother movie, Almodovar book, Americana book by Chimamanda Ngozi and Martha Rivera di "La Importancia de las Cosas" la Cruz.
White or red?If the wine is red!
What are you a feminist?Unradical! I believe that human qualities do not depend on gender, and the problems of violence and inequality are too important to waste resources on fighting for femininity.
Do you believe in fate?I believe in God.
What do you do when you're sad?I train with big weights, hang out with loved ones and drink good wine.
What is the most pleasant and unpleasant in school?The best in school is about treating everyone as an individual. After the terrible collectivism of the kindergarten, where it was necessary to sleep for hours, eat unloved food, and they did not allow to read books (it was still early), real happiness began on September 1, 1988, which lasted ten years, despite traveling. I changed four schools, and they were all beautiful; I always felt that I was respected, I received well-deserved fives and suffered all summer waiting for the first of September. I took the textbooks for the next year in the library in June and read them in a couple of weeks. A couple of years after graduation, she suffered, that I would never study there again, and I thought that happy years are over - but this, of course, is nonsense, my every day is now happier and more beautiful than the previous one.
Unpleasant and incorrect, for sure, the school also lacked, but somehow it was not remembered nineteen years later.
Did you like this profile?A good profile, but unfinished, there are not enough important questions, for example, "Which boy do you like?" and "How do you feel about the owner of the questionnaire?".
What is your name and what is your nickname? My name is Margarita, and I like it when they call me by my full name. But I later hand over the texts, so more often I am Antosha.
How old are you? 24.
Who do you want to be? Here, I am already 24, and this question still causes me the same horror as at 15. This is normal!
What is your favorite animal? I can’t choose between a tiger, because it is handsome, and a goose, because it bores you, whoever you are.
Do you have a secret? All adults in the reserve have something administratively punishable.
You are happy? Hopelessly
What are your favorite foods, clothes, TV shows, movies and books?- Chinese fried everything in authentic eatery (thanks Vladivostok!). - I like no clothes. - "Twin Peaks". - For the movie, I'm ready to die, but I'm not ready to choose one favorite movie. Let it be "Woman under the influence." - "Berlin, Alexanderplatz".
White or red? If the hand is drawn, then to the red.
What are you a feminist? Skeptical evaluation of the world.
Do you believe in fate? Believe in awareness.
What do you do when you're sad? White or red?
What is the most pleasant and unpleasant in school? There is nothing pleasant about the way most Russian schools work.
Did you like this profile? I remember that at the age of eight I filled them out faster!
What is your name and what is your nickname? Natasha, but at school my name was Fedor - derived from the last name. Recently acquired a chamber nickname Pancake, because I have oily skin of the face.
How old are you? 21.
Who do you want to be? A man who sits on an unconditional income.
What is your favorite animal? I like dogs of the corgi breed - often chasing their owners in the park.
Do you have a secret? No, I like too much to say something provocative, so the secrets do not linger for a long time.
You are happy? Sometimes yes, if not tired.
What are your favorite foods, clothes, TV shows, movies and books? Lays chips with the taste of crabs, chokers, "Office", "Dumb and dumber" (very vital name) and "Hell" of Nabokov.
White or red? Black and red! Die die die capitalism! One solution - revolution!
What are you a feminist? Beautiful.
Do you believe in fate? Yes, and in divination, Tarot, the evil eye, love spell and all the signs. Maybe someone wants to throw me money for a session at a top palmist?
What do you do when you're sad? I cry, and then sleep a long time. Recently tried to play Sims-3, but did not work.
What is the most pleasant and unpleasant in school? The best part is that you can show off in front of high school students in the canteen. And it’s unpleasant that the chest has not yet really grown, and because of this, of course, they don’t care for you.
Did you like this profile? Yes, I would like it to be my paid job.
What is your name and what is your nickname? Dima. Many people call me Cooper and hardly know that this is my nickname.
How old are you? 30 with something.
Who do you want to be? When will I grow up? For a start it would be nice to grow.
What is your favorite animal? Fenech! They are so glorious.
Do you have a secret? (in a whisper) Many times went "hare" in the train. Well, I no longer have a secret :-(
Are you happy? I happen sometimes.
What are your favorite foods, clothes, TV shows, movies and books? Paella with seafood, polo shirts, "Community", "Repo Man" and "Long Farewell" Chandler. Not all at once, but it combines perfectly.
White or red? Ice white in heat, red in all other situations.
What are you a feminist? Well, taka-a-a-th.
Do you believe in fate? The main thing that she believed in me.
What do you do when you're sad? Sad :-( Talking with friends.
What is the most pleasant and unpleasant in school? Pleasant: learn. No, I really enjoyed learning. Unpleasant: loneliness.
Did you like this profile? More pleasant than some visa application forms.
HOW DO YOU NAME AND WHAT ARE YOU NAME? Julia, but really love those who immediately says "Yulenka". My dad's classmates, until they looked at the school magazine, thought that Taratuta was a nickname. In our family it is difficult to come up with a nickname or a pseudonym, superior to the original. I, too, except that suffixes were added - Taratutochka and Taratutische (sounded even more tender).
HOW OLD ARE YOU?39. At school I was the youngest, full-fledged "six-year-old". And now I, alone in our editorial office, know what an Octobrist book is - I, alas, still had one.
WHOM DO YOU WANT TO BECOME? All childhood, she dreamed of becoming an actress, was even a Swallow in the school's "Happy Prince" by Oscar Wilde - she was dramatically dying in black leggings. Fortunately, with age I learned to look at myself soberly.
WHAT DO YOU LOVE ANIMAL? Not a cat. I treat dogs and horses well, and in the zoo there are enough monkeys for me - don’t lie to yourself, they are soul mates.
DO YOU HAVE A SECRET? Is that a skeleton in the closet.
YOU ARE HAPPY? Completely embarrassing.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE FAVORITE FOOD, CLOTHES, SERIAL, CINEMA AND A BOOK? The food is potatoes (I'm from Ukraine), the clothes are all black and geometric, the series is “Game of Thrones” (I miss it already), the cinema is all Tarantino (when next), the book is “Goat’s Holiday” by Vargas Llosa (just for those interested in power).
WHITE OR RED? Whiskey.
WHAT ARE YOU A feminist? Light.
Do you believe in destiny? Villain?
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU ARE SAD? I'm sad.
WHAT IS THE MOST PLEASANT AND UNFORTABLE AT SCHOOL? Once I sewed a soft toy Carlson, giving it to the school exhibition. Carlson was not returned, but my bewildered question was answered: "It is not good to be selfish - Carlson was sent to a Cuban Komsomol." On the other hand, already in the first grade I painted the markers with the names of the wives of the Decembrists and raised the beans in a can. Good question, what is worse and what is better.
DID YOU LIKE THIS FORM? Well, that questions 13.
