What you can beat a man sister
In the world of gossip, confusion has been reigning for a week now: Solange Knowles piled onto Met Gala by Jay Zie, husband of her sister Beyoncé, and now something strange is happening between these three. Even those who usually shy away from gossip and sensational investigations like fire are aware of the bursts of this drama, and the main topic for discussion was the question: what could make a woman pounce on a close relative with her fists or just bring it to white heat? We asked several pairs of sisters to reflect on this topic - of course, jokingly, but with practical comments. Especially once again we emphasize that neither we nor the authors of the comments in any way support domestic or party violence.
I love Anya's fiance Dima. This is really the first normal guy who appeared with her, alas, only five and a half years ago. Until that time, all were stupid. Dima is a completely different story. He is cool. I even suggested that Anya swap husbands, so Dima suits me in principle. Dima is a person who doesn’t stand out in the house of unnecessary things, hates disorder, visits all exhibitions and film premieres according to the list, catalogs movies and books in a computer, he always has order in the computer and everything goes according to plan. One thing infuriates me in Dima - his beard. When we all met, Dima didn’t wear a beard, then he let go of a small stubble (well, okay, okay), but now his beard is beginning to take folded forms and it irritates me. I have never understood why men grow beards, I know that this is fashionable, but it is precisely for a set of fashionable cliches that sometimes I want to kill a person.
With my sister Zhenya's husband, we are in a wonderful relationship, for some time we all lived in three: me, Polina and Zhenek. They also played in a group together and almost never parted. Of all non-conflict people on the planet, I think Zhenya is the most non-conflict and least physically dangerous. So even if I pounced on him in the elevator, I do not think that he would answer me with beatings in response. And I am a quick-tempered person, and, in principle, if I were very well beaten out, I think I could beat up. In general, in addition to the standard set of women "changed, disgustedly did with his sister, betrayed and behaved like a freak," I could beat Zhenya over the slogan "Krymnash." Especially if a person is not a fool and promotes joke, but in all seriousness defending this ideology. In general, for this I can probably beat anyone when the arguments run out. Although not yet dried up.
Well, so I could not beat my sister's boyfriend for misconduct, as Solange did, of course. We are still ladies, after all. But it’s just so easy to beat my sister’s precious, I guess I could only for one reason - for spoiling new episodes of some of our favorite shows. It so happened that Ira and I have the same tastes: we love the same films, series, books, clothes. Thank God, we have different tastes for men, it has passed here.
Probably, I would rather otdubasila sister's boyfriend, if he criticized the outfit, which I advised her to buy. We usually go shopping together - it's easier, shopping is made much faster and more fun. I calmly take criticism from my colleagues, but from my close ones I can’t, I don’t know why. Aah ... Perhaps, he would have also received for not letting his beloved cat on their bed, this is just blasphemy.
With sister guys the story is complicated. It's like your friends. But most often it is "like". Because just that - you will obediently nod, listening to what he is a "moron", "a goat that does not do" and so on. My sister will forget about it in five minutes, but you will not. Charges will accumulate, accumulate, until once a thought is born in my head, but what if he really ... But the sad truth is that in the very first conversation in which you decide to express this seditious thought to your sister, you will most likely hear: " Hey, why are you talking about him like that? Is he good? " Because what is allowed to Jupiter is not allowed to the bull. So I always try to pretend (and all the sisters only pretend) that I am on no one's side (in fact, of course, in 90 percent of cases - on her) It is dangerous to get into even the toughest quarrels. You will run into the kitchen, blurt out in his heart that he is a moron, a freak, and it’s not at all clear how much someone has endured it for so long. You'll get red, run away, in an hour you will come to drink some water, and they are already hugging, as if nothing had happened. And who after this freak? Of course, you yourself. So you need to keep a distance. But any person can be brought - this is a fact. Imagine, he once did some nonsense, she poorala-poorala and forgiven, the second time - the same thing, and the third and fourth. And all before your eyes. All with you. You gently hint: "Maybe hell with him? Would he go?" In response, you hear: "Leave me alone." And then it happens the fifth time - and the nerves pass. I think in this case I would prefer to cut it once, but hard. There is another option. It may happen that your sister's boyfriend will be a nerd. Unfortunately, no one is immune from this. Love is evil and all that. And now he will be smugly telling you how he glued some calf yesterday, how he knows what is right and what is not, how you yourself are to blame for the problem with the peasants. I would not like to believe that this could happen to my sister, but, unfortunately, this can happen to anyone. And then, my dear future relative, believe me, I will not just hurt you once, but I will try to make it long and painful. But in general, seriously, I am an elder sister, and here there is only one rule: if anything, I will kill.
The sister's boyfriend is the strangest degree of kinship: you don’t have romantic feelings for him - after all, he won over you. But here it is necessary to observe closely and without rose-colored glasses. And so the main mistake of all boyfriends is to underestimate the sisters of their girlfriends. A boyfriend usually restrains himself in a hostile environment - with a brother, for example, or with his girlfriend's parents. And in the company of her sister relaxes. A sister is somehow automatically perceived as a friend and accomplice. And it begins: a boyfriend constantly inquires something from you, even asks you to spy - he develops confidence in you, as a result we have something like the Stockholm syndrome. The poor guy doesn’t even think that it costs him to relax a little - and he will fly from his sister, she already knows too much. For example, when he comes to the bar without his girlfriend and starts flirting in front of you with some pale actress, he forgets that you have only two choices: either immediately to the jaw or to a report to your sister. And in this case, a blow to the jaw is not the worst option.
Generally for nothing. If I could find something, I wouldn’t, because he wouldn’t give up, and so it’s not interesting to fight. I only once wrote to him that he was a very bad person when I didn’t find my beloved keychain with a ninja on a bunch of keys, which he returned to me. Ninja was in the pocket.
I don't know much about my sister's boyfriend, although he is quite a famous person. And he is very cute to me. I think it would be very strange if I suddenly hit him. For me, this is an invalid interaction.
In our age of development of information and communication technologies, fights with fists are no longer interesting to anyone. The relationship with the son-in-law is something unique. For example, when I criticized his sweater and compared it to a homeless person, he cut off the Internet for me all day. And this was the most effective punishment. I, in turn, can not let him go home and pretend that I can not hear the phone if he does not have the keys. Once I really wanted to beat him, when he asked me to help me carry packages, he said that I should buy something else, and then he would only think whether to help me or not. It was enchanting. If he mows somewhere, I don’t miss a chance to tell about this sister. On the other hand, this is the only person in the family who will never refuse to drink a glass of sangria with me.
Honestly, I have not had to become familiar with my sister’s boyfriends. But if you think about it, then first of all, conflict situations can arise if the future guy will somehow offend his sister. In this case, he will definitely have problems. I'm not sure that I will go with him with my fists, rather I will act on the basis of the situation - there are many ways to annoy, although, of course, I never want to go to extremes.